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I'm talking 'bout a place that all the bustle seems to pass
What's this place I speak of? Why I'm so glad you asked!
... It's Central Park!-Birdie, "Episode One"

Worries are over, Jack. We're here. We've run away to be together, Jack, a bit nervous.-Billy, "Run"

Well, I'm not gonna lie to you, I- I'm not super optimistic. You know, because the government saw no value in Schitt's Creek.-Ray, "The Drip"

Urologist: Hello there! I'm Dr. Mecklebaum.
Dave: I'm Dave Burd, how are you?-"The Gander"

Now, imagine doing what we just did, like, ten more times, and then dying. Okay, that's what marriage is. I just, I would never wanna put you through something like that, dollface.-Jeremy, "Guy's Girl"

Well. Hello there. Who are you?-Joe, "Pilot"

Sam: What? No. This is not a movie. This is GLOW.
Ruth: Sorry, what's GLOW?
Sam: Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling. This is a wrestling television show.-"Pilot"

Drew: Yeah, um, where did you go?
Amy: I, uh, I called Planned Parenthood, and I made an appointment for Wednesday before school.-"Small Victories"

Do you know what you get when you hire a Party Down catering team? At Party Down, we have a simple motto: it's your party, you deserve to enjoy it...-Ron, "Willow Canyon Homeowners Annual Party"

Wait! The trainer recalls Nidorino! Which Pokémon will he use now?-announcer, "Pokémon, I Choose You!"